Almost nobody makes me laugh like my college friend Aaron. Today I asked her if she had any "no holds barred" wisdom for me. She came through like a champ! I have to share one of her thoughts on pushing in labor.
The nurse will want you to count with her while you push, but watch out because she’ll try to make the count longer and longer. Like this: one…two…threeee…gooood……fourrrrrrr……..
Then:
ok, now fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive……..aaaaannnnnnndddddd siiiiiiixxxxx……….niiiiiice……now…..seeeeeveeeeeennnnnnn…..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate(8)………………OKaaaayyyyyy, go tooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine………..
and laaaaasssst iisss teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
And THEN have the nerve to end it all with a sweet, “Good job!”
I will be so onto that nurse's antics now! Thanks, Aaron!!
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